Baseball Ramblings

Baseball's back which is cool news if you're me!!! A lot of people think that it's too slow and boring and the players do drugs and get paid too much for playing with balls but keep it to yourself asshole. This one guy who played in the 80's and early 90's named Sid Bream would sign his autograph and then write "Romans 5:8" below it which means "but God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, christ died for us" which is pretty intense but probably pretty cool if you like stuff involving jesus but personally I'm more into girls and mexican food. If you were a huge Sid Bream fan and you also enjoyed satan worship than you would probably feel confused and uncomfortable if you finally got him to sign that rookie card you've had forevz and he pulls the Romans card on you. One thing's for sure, he's got a great look and he's a bit of a Sasha Baron Cohen dopple-ganger which is neat cuz the first time I saw Da Ali G Show I was like, "Hey, that guy looks like Sid Bream." Most of my friends would rather suck on boners than sit through a baseball game but not me because i think baseball is really wonderful actually for a lot of reasons that are indescribable like beauty and sounds and I also like the patience and strategic part of the game and it's hard to say that home runs aren't fun to watch and kind of romantic. It would be weird if animals played baseball professionally and there was a baseball organization of actual tigers that played the tigers of detroit that are humans. The ratings for that game would be really high plus if the actual tigers had a sense of humor they could call themselves something ironic like the Guys or Men or something along those lines. Kyle and I grew up in San Diego so you can imagine all the Padre talk going on during Good Neighbor meetings. It goes something like this, "Guys, it's important that we organize and prepare things for business and for meetings so we're professionals" and then Kyle goes, "and y'all gotta put your hands together if the Padres rock!!" and then Beck and Nick get really frustrated. Baseball also keeps kids out of trouble and it inspired a couple of our vids, Beatles Baseball & '92 A.L. All Stars which are classics if you like videos.

Do you think Sam Kinison looks like this character from Heathcliff?